I'm Doing Dog Mom Sh!t Tote Bag

Not all heroes wear capes—some carry poop bags and puppuccinos.

This is the official tote for the woman who's busy AF being her dog's personal chef, chauffeur, stylist, and therapist. Whether you're hauling toys, snacks, or emotional baggage (yours and your dog's), this bag gets it done—with zero shame and a whole lot of sass.

🐾 Large enough to hold all the "emergency" squeaky toys.

💅 Stylish enough to distract from the fact that you’re covered in fur.

📢 Works as a passive announcement: don’t bother me, I’m booked and busy.

Because dog mom life is a full-time job—and yes, we take it very seriously.

Natural Cotton Fiber tote

14.5W x 16H